It’s not so much about “waking up next to the love of your life” but whatever you felt before both of you fell asleep.
I remember that a friend of mine approached me - hysterically, almost screaming, eyes wide open - like: “Chris, Chris, you gotta come with me, snowboarding, it’s BETTER THAN SEX!”.
Eh, better than sex??? Gotta try that, whatever that is!
So - me, never been on a snowboard before - purchased everything I needed, got in the car, drove 6 hours to Austria (I lived in Düsseldorf back then) and learned to snowboard. Did that for a whole winter, every weekend.
When the season ended, he was like: “And, am I right? I am right, right? Tell me I’m right!”
Snowboarding IS nice, but not better than sex! Maybe better than HIS sex though
With that story in mind, do you stand by your statement: “Especially when the bass is a Lākland!”
If so: try snowboarding