^^–that is over-the-top funny as heck!
Me 
This will be the day that you die.
Words to live by, coach.
When first starting to learn to play bass, I got a booster on my little finger. I immediately knew I was going to get money for nothing, and having started developing for the web in early 1994, I got my clicks for free.
Dad joke, sorry/not sorry. 
This brings up childhood memories. If some day my mother decides to open her piano to tune or some other reason, she might find some tiny toys that accidentally fell inside it…
Hah hah, my daughter played a little when she was little, and the shit you would find in there 
Jamerson lines never fail to inspire awe.
Everybody wants to play a cleric? My character started out as a cleric because it was a gaping hole in the party at the start of the campaign. He has since multiclassed into a Warpriest.
I’m more of a human fighter myself, cause I’m a basic biiiiiiiitch