“The Bottlenosed Nazis”
Has this gone too far now?
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“The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli”
Most likely 
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a name for the album : Oceanic Blitzkrieg
or maybe : Crustacean Messerschmitt
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Both killer band names, by the way.
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This kind of stuff always makes me laugh, because you actually see ads like that sometimes on Craigslist (I’d guess Gumtree too), and posted on bulletin boards too. That one’s a bit extreme, though. But some of them are serious. The eccentricities of random musicians is pretty startling.
Sometimes I’ll respond though, just for kicks! (on my anonymous email of course 
) Just to see what their response is.
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I was going to share this in the ‘motivation’ thread, but thought it might lead somebody astray. If I stuck to this rule I’d have cracked my weight problem.
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Nice. I really like Oceanic Blitzkrieg. 
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you can use it for your next band, @eric.kiser 
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Knowing most online tabs I’ve come across, if you find one it will have at least two string crossings to play this.
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Clearly a counting exercise!!
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For a while I’ve been thinking about a ‘look’ for myself now that I’m fat & 50+. I think I’ve found a classic look that includes a hat - all bassists should wear a hat. What do you think?
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an unusual cover channel 
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Definitely in the realm of the bizarre.
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How very odd. It still made me laugh though.
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Reminds me of that teacher in The Peanuts… 
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Excellent observation. I don’t think she ever got that many lines 8n an episode. 
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I always wondered about that, but there never were any adults talking really!
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