In honor of it being Friday, how about some music jokes?
Here’s one of my favorites:
“The other day, I drove up to the mall to do some shopping. I was half-way done when I realized I’d left my accordion in the back seat with the windows down. In a panic I ran out to my car as fast as I could, but it was too late… someone had thrown another accordion in!”
(Also works with bagpipes and didgeridoo, heh.)
Here’s another one I like:
“How do you make a drummer stop playing?”
“Put sheet music in front of them.”
