What’s something dumb you do with your bass that has nothing to do with playing? Here’s my Dad throwing his Rickenbacker 4001 over his left shoulder and catching it on his right hip (straplocks of course) the bass was short enough and light enough he could do it easy and not destroy stuff. Balanced too. He tried it with his BC Rich Mockingbird and took out 2 cymbal stands and a tom rack.
Very short and sweet!!