7 Bass Riffs Normal People Actually Find EVEN MORE Impressive

So you told someone you play bass… and now they’re staring at you. Waiting. Here’s some riffs that’ll save you from the awkwardness.

If you’re doing the Beginner to Badass course, you could definitely play the first riff by Module 10 or so… but don’t be surprised when the difficulty climbs beyond B2B level, we are aiming for max impressiveness here. :slightly_smiling_face:

Play Me Something Riffs - Tabs

Here’s all the tabs and sheet music for the bass riffs I cover in this video -

Jaco Meets Seinfeld

Okay and the REAL highlight of the video, the mashup hereby entitled “What’s the Deal with Teen Town?”

Please road test these riffs in real life and report your results here!

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that jaco and seinfeld mashup is beautifully cursed

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Did I spot the two new basses from Japan there at the end of the video?

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You made an excel list of impressive songs with rating! :sunglasses: Geeky points achieved! How many songs are in that list?

Is there any Nirvana song in the list? Heart Shaped Box is cool even without other instruments. Come as You Are is maybe impressive because it is so recognisable. I think Guns N’ Roses’ Sweet Child o Mine has a great bass line. Actually only after starting to study bass I realised how impressive and sophisticated these bands’ baselines really are.

I like the Seinfeld theme riff. I can’t slap, so I won’t even try. :grin:

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Yes, I’m sneaking them in wherever I can without violating my “show beginners you can do everything on a cheap Squier” commandment. :nerd_face:

Too many :crazy_face: Whittled it down to 50 that people actually listened to, started as even more. So many riffs.

Fun fact - I think I got my favorite insult comment from YT ever on this vid -


Just… wow! What does that even mean?! This is a truly original insult.

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I thought you had all kinds of upgrades on that Squier? Like pre-amp and pickups and stuff?

I could swear it comes from The 13th Warrior. In the early scene where Herger picks a fight with the Prince’s red-head buddy…?

Edit: nope, but it’s close. The line from The 13th Warrior is “your words are feeble and twisted as an old woman!”.

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That is amazing. I am actually impressed.

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Your geek-fu is strong :man_mage:, I like both the book and the movie and I didn’t make the connection, but I can picture the scene without Googling

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Fun video, and I’m not confident enough to try half of those in front of others! I did play The Staple Singers “I’ll Take You There” recently and it was well received (and a simple song) :slightly_smiling_face: is that one on the list?

I really liked how you offset the impressing others bit with the educational playing tips that help us keep improving.

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Right? I couldn’t say how many times I’ve seen the movie / read the book. The year I spent in Afghanistan, I fell asleep in my rack watching that a few times a week. As soon as he typed 13th warrior, I knew exactly the quote.

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Josh Man ,

Definitely an excellent video and I really appreciate the Memorex Style Photo!! Very clever for sure. Music and soundtracks will always be subjective as we all know and understand. Both episodes totally rock so far.

The Mashup stood out for sure!! Way Cool and that is exactly why I throughly enjoy learning this instrument that we call the BASS. Even when we have an old women’s mouth. hhhhheeeeeee hhhhhheeeeee.

Stay Creative Brother Man ,
Cheers

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Although you don’t have it: What’s wrong with an old woman’s mouth anyway?

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That is AWESOME!
:rofl::joy::rofl:

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Close but no cigar. Maxell

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Your Right @Barney , Maybe Next Episode Will Showcase A Shattering Wine Glass

Cheers

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@JoshFossgreen My wife thanks you for me walking around the house randomly chanting “notes…rest rest…a bunch of cool notes”

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Ha! Bass players + patient wives = winning combo :stuck_out_tongue:

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