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My favorite is still this one:
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Why do I think she wrote this for her kid?
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Ever wondered how far that was? Find out. Still a great song.
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…and yet, never New York City.
LIES!
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Not being pedantic, but that’s a lot of work with mistakes in the lyrics
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That’s cool. It’s just a copy of some fanfic someone sent me. Not my circus, not my monkeys.
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I saw Green Day at an outdoor concert long ago. Before the entire band came out for an encore, the drummer came out and poured gasoline all over the stage and amps. He lit a wooden kitchen match, gave a big grin to the audience and dropped the match. Wooomph!
Green Day then came out and played 2 1/2 songs before the equipment gave out. It was definitely time to leave the area at that point anyway, as the area in front of he stage was hot as f. Is that punk or what?
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The answer: Learning to play an instrument is insanity…
…that pays off.
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i love how that has become the definition of insanity when it is 100% NOT the definition of insanity. 
nor does it make any sense. flipping a coin over and over gives you a different result half the time.
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Needs glasses. The first G is supposed to be sharp.
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Dm has no sharps.
Goes to show: When you don’t see sharp, you’re gonna be flat.
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That key does not actually look like D minor 
If the F were sharp it would actually be D major.
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