We have a Haka instructor in Holland:
I wanted to book him for a team event, but my company at the time found it a bit overwhelming. Still disappointed!
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I reckon a Dutch Haka would be something to see.
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It would likely involve cows?
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Well, don’t google “dutch haka” cause one of our sports teams mocked it. It was quite a shameful thing…
EVERYTHING in Holland involves cows, usually. You either own a cown or you are a cow 
That’s not cool
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I rest my casein.
Yeah! It totally s#cked!
Don’t get why … but Holland has changed quite a bit 
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Hold our beer
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Wow….
And wooden shoes! It’s not a proper haka without wooden shoes.
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I’d try to post something with a video of the interaction, but they keep getting taken down. Part of it is on Poppy’s Instagram post right now at least.
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” shrine with a wooden shoe!
He’s Australian.
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I’m pretty sure a plumber being cheeky is better than seeing her in any state of undress 
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Never mind that, where did you get the bass Smurfs?
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Here’s one place. Schleich Smurfs Bassist smurf 20450
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Holland, of course: Zoekresultaten "bassist"