Bass Porn

The pickups on that black bass front and center are very interesting. Like little button pups? Super cool John!

The wood grain on that Tele is just marvelous as well!

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That’s an outfit called Blastcult out of the UK. They specialize in rockabilly uprights and dabble in a few handmade electrics, mainly short scale.

All their designs are super cool

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18! String bass
Allen Woody of Allman Bros Band

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I think the neck dive on that one would rotate 360 degrees and self-propel.

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First design you don’t need straplocks or a strap for…

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Yeah, just stand that bastard on the ground and away you get. Of course, playing the two 6-strings at the bottom may give you sore knees…

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I heard it comes with a free workout routine, a medical bed for the traction slings and recovery, knee pads, and a 7 month supply of pain relievers.

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For some reason I imagined 8 robotic arms with slides just making ungodly sliding noises on all the necks at once…

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enter the dragon - blueberry bass on reverb

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If only it were a tad bit fancier, it’d be gone in a second. :smile:

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I can’t decide if that is gorgeous or disturbing. The Necronomibass!

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:rofl::joy::rofl:

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We need someone to make a bass version of the necronomitar!

@Al1885 maybe? :laughing:

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That’s very creepy, lol.

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Why is this in the bass porn thread?
Did you mis-post?

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I know. It’s not even the porn star idol band. (Yes, there is one. Because of course there is.)

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No, it was on the necronom theme that was going on

Sorry for posting, I will stay out of this thread

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Ah, I see.
No need to ‘stay out of this thread’ - just didn’t get it, my bad.

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It’s like Japanese Picnic at Hanging Rock
Mirandasan!