We Army say it the right way. 
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A college student was doing a paper on the different branches of the service, and as part of the research, interviewed members of the different branches.
The Navy was first. He asked the sailor, “You find a snake in your tent. What do you do?”
The sailor replied, “Well, I guess I’d toss a hitch on it, tie it up in some fancy knots and take it to the galley for the cook to make a stew”.
The army was next. “You find a snake in your tent. What do you do?”
The soldier replied, “I’d shoot it up with my AR, then dig a hole and bury it where the enemy could never find it”.
Next was a Marine. “You find a snake in your tent. What do you do?”
“I’d jump on that sucker, bite it’s head off and spit it out, then carve up the rest of the snake and make jerky out of it”.
The Air Force was last. “You find a snake in your tent. What do you do?”
The airman responded, “I’d call the front desk and ask why the hell there’s a tent in my room”.
P.S. That joke was told to me by one of my Air Force veteran friends.
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Thank you all for your service
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To all of you that served in the military, the rest of us would not be here getting to play music, make jokes, and enjoy this freedom, without you.
My sincerest thanks to all of you.
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