And plumbers with left handed monkey wrenches 
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What you’re saying makes sense, but it sure doesn’t feel like it most of the time. 
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How did it go? “I’d give my right hand to be ambidextrous!”
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This sounds like a job for the metric crescent wrench.
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A classic to send interns to the store to buy. Along wth a box of Ethernet frames and disk fragments.
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Or striped paint, a long weight etc etc
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2 foot wave lengths
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Around here, crescent wrenches are called Saskatchewan socket wrenches. I have also heard of them being referred to as nut lathes.
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Back in the day at a field party, the city kids would be sent on a snipe hunt. Big, fat juicy snipe, in those bushes right over there.
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Don’t forget to get an air hammer when they are out. When I was in the Air Force, they used to send them to get 100 ft of flight line.
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Yep, I consider myself “mostly” lefty. I write, throw, and jab (if I were ever to hit anybody 
) lefty, but I do a few things righty (use to bat righty in Little League). Never had any issue learning righty guitar and bass!
And to be clear for everyone, the left-handed music theory thing was a joke.
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So, @JoshFossgreen you truly are a space alien… 'fess up. You have the ET fingers, you’re totally ambidextrous, you’re wittier than most earthlings, and your striking good looks indicate that you have assimilated into a synthetic human body.
You can’t fool me.
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I know now who’s being moved to the head of the class. 
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It also helps me to remember that on each fret one string is one fifth from the string next to it. I remember the “circle of fifths” as
B. E. All Ducks Get Cold Flying All# Ducks# Get# Cold# Flying# (then repeat ) B. E. All Ducks …
BEADGCFA#D#G#C#F#BEADGCFA#D#… and so on in a loop
Each fret is a 4 note section of this circle like 3 is GCFA# and fret 5 is ADGC.
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Thank you! This is helpful 
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