Kinda like “I Saw Mommy Being Santa Claus”.
A little blurry.
But so is the photo.
I AM SANTA CLAUS
Like, literally, for my household 
Oh good, I’ve got a list for you ![]()

Ok, I was going to do a cool bass pose but kept dropping the phone like a moron, so just went with a somewhat dubious selfie with a side of bass neck.
HOWARD you handsome bastard. Finally a face with the name 

Yeah it has been like three years I guess huh 
cool thread idea!
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Lol. I resemble that remark.
Hello @howard !

You are more than welcome to post a second picture of that cool bass pose, ya know 
Well this one wins ‘not what I expected at all prize’.
In my mind you were in fact Japanese with lots of dark hair, but instead, just another bald dude with facial hair.
Don’t say I didn’t warn y— o, wait, indeed. I didn’t warn you. 
(someone needs to tell this guy that crankiness is not a requirement)
nah I’ve just gone native ![]()
Excellent!
I appreciate the gesture, but you do need your head examined, young lady. 
LOL! Sigh…I have, and they just keep saying I’m “interesting.”




