Aha Bassbot! Now that’s the way to treat our Bad Ass Bass Gal! 
System successfully upgraded. 
Aha Bassbot! Now that’s the way to treat our Bad Ass Bass Gal! 
System successfully upgraded. 
Damn! BassBot was getting all cagey! Love is Love, BassBot! We don’t judge!
Now then, some of you may be starting to worry about @PamPurrs wife.
Back away from that.
This is not your Barrel.
These are not your Monkeys.
Right, BassBot.
(@Bassbot fortune)
Reply hazy, try again
Bassbot, are you really Santa Claus in disguise?
@Bassbot fortune
Better not tell you now
Well, we can’t all divulge our deepest secrets can we??
Okay, well, we’ve all been more nice than naughty this year… so, we could all use some new bass gear right?
@Bassbot fortune
Without a doubt
Yeeeesssss!!! Okay then, Bassbot, what are the winning lottery numbers??
@Bassbot roll 6d56
6, 23, 49, 29, 21, 10
How sure are you about this Bassbot?
@Bassbot fortune
Outlook good

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @Bassbot display help.
Anyone wanna try??? 
If you win, top notch bass gear all around for all the inhabitants of the Bassbuzz forums!!
Bassbot, if you’re really santa, I’m going to leave out a plate of nuts and bolts and a nice cup of oil for you.
sparkling oil for christmas ![]()
Hey Bassbot. So ya know I plan to buy a Stringray next year right? At NAMM next month, will Music Man unveil a color and/or special edition Stingray that I will be head over heels for?
@Bassbot fortune
Yes definitely

The fact that I’m from KC made that all the more appropriate. lol