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Hey, BassBot, will my friend get that bass he ordered last August at some point in 2020?

@Bassbot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it

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Ouch :nauseated_face:

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:rofl:

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@bassbot does this bass make my butt look big?

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@Bassbot fortune

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:crystal_ball: Reply hazy, try again

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BassBot is a gentleman… :grin:

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His tin lips are sealed…

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Clearly more of one than I am: sharing a lady’s concern like that - why I oughta be ashamed.

Should I be ashamed @Bassbot fortune?

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:crystal_ball: My sources say no

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You’re one lucky bastard, @PeteP :grin:

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I have a way with inanimate objects that makes up for my ineptitude with women.

Hang on, which thread is this?

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It’s a thread we ought to stop… but, it’s just too much fun :crazy_face:

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Looks as if it’s going viral . . . . :slight_smile:

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@Bassbot password reset

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Hi! To find out what I can do, say @bassbot display help.

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@bassbot display help

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I currently know how to do the following things:

@bassbot start {name-of-tutorial}

Starts an interactive tutorial just for you, in a personal message. {name-of-tutorial} can be one of: tutorial, advanced tutorial.

@bassbot roll 2d6

:game_die: 3, 6

@bassbot quote

:left_speech_bubble: If you accept the expectations of others, especially negative ones, then you never will change the outcome. — Michael Jordan

@bassbot fortune

:crystal_ball: You may rely on it

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@Bassbot start advanced tutorial

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