The Ugly Duckling/Freak Thread

fender custom shop, yes

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If by that you mean “dragged a few miles behind a foul-smelling pickup down a rutted gravel road,” then, yeah. Pretty much.

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no kink shaming

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just a reminder that “relic-ing” is fucking stupid :grin:

alpher instruments :roll_eyes:

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:100: :point_up:

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I can’t wait for that fad to die out and then watch a bunch of people refinish their dubious buying choices :slight_smile:

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old beat up basses are cool. buy one if you like that look, there’s plenty out there.

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Yep. Or beat it up yourself over time, make it yours. Nothing wrong with the look itself.

But it’s still going to be hilarious when people that bought in to the fad start wondering why they thought a corroded bridge was a good idea.

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The whole poser aspect of buying a new/beat-up instrument is eternally baffling.

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ikr? ummm relic-d isn’t … relic’d.

btw it stands to reason that there are people here who own and love these instruments so I would remind everyone that I’m an asshole that loves bongos. so you do you boo, no shame. well maybe a little :pinching_hand:

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I’ve never really been a relic guy, but also not one to kink shame. Live and let live, ya know? That said, I recently bought a relic’d bass, second hand. I saved a ton of money vs. buying it new. Feels, plays, sounds exactly the same. Zero regrets. I certainly wouldn’t pay extra for it though.

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No shaming, just bafflement.

Everyone’s free to live his/her best bass life. Mine might not be theirs and theirs might not be mine. It’s all good, though, ‘cause we very likely won’t be subjected to each other’s basses. :hugs:

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Pre-relic’d is a 100% poser look. Either its been played for long enough to actually be a relic, or its not. Play your instrument hard for a year, and it’ll be relic’d.

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I’m not a fan of the relic’ing thing for one reason. I’m trying to find a cheap squier or fender body for a p bass build. Seems like beat up old bodies are being repurposed as relic’ed and cost seems to increase accordingly…

That is one bad relic. I don’t mind relics, but at least put some effort in :sweat_smile:

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The red one…woood

Not with a modern polyurethane finish it won’t.

That’s why you can find numerous clean 80s basses on Reverb that would look completely different if they’d have been sprayed with a nitro finish.

The industry moved away from nitro because it’s a huge pia to work with. It’s safer for the employees etc.

But a poly bass won’t wear the same as a nitro bass. I can play my P Bass for the next 20 years and unless I drop it then the body will look pretty much the same as when I bought it.

I don’t mind the relic thing either way. If you like it and it brings you joy. Great.

I don’t get Jazz or Jaco either but hey ho.

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It’s funny. I look at brand new “relics” and I often think

“Ok, if this was real, actually worn from use, HOW would it have worn like that?”

What possible thing could have done it? Dragging it by the headstock along a rocky beach for miles? Wearing sandpaper shirts when you played? Being trapped under a huge, hairy, shirtless beer gut? Some weird guitar kink I never want to know more about?"

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Can confirm. My main bass was made in 1986 and looks brand new other than I really need to polish the frets and tuners.

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the methstang? seriously that’s it’s name.

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