la laa la can’t hear you 
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Ooh shipping would be steep 
However if I do I will. I kind of doubt it (I mean I love the BB too) but is a primo SBV J2 came up I would be tempted
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An ideal bass to play “Funky Town”!
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That is precisely the kind of burst I cannot stand
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mmm free cheese
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That would be any burst…
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Screw the burst. That’s the absolute least of this monstrosity’s problems. What the fuck is that?! 
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Players that dig bursts have ‘em.
Those who don’t dig ‘em? 
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A 1970’s Melobar Rosac Slide Lap Steel 10-String - Sunburst
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Oh I didn’t notice the rest. I mean… that’s one bad burst
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Just looking at the amazing Japanese stores Howard has linked in his great guide to buying from Japan and came across this:
Seriously, what?
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It’s the Zo! It’s a classic.
Zo in Japanese means elephant. These are styled to look like one; the LED is the eye and the headstock is the trunk. These things are actually adorable in person. @John_E owns one
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OK, now, after your explanation, it does look quite a bit cuter than the first impression 
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I was gonna say you had stumbled into Howard’s wheelhouse…but too late. Watch your step, there are some weird things in there.
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100%. Stand back, I’m from Portland
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House of Misshaped Toys. 
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They are beautiful
No doubt