I just had to laugh at myself. I didn’t understand what you meant by the “shopping center” comment. I thought of something completely different. Goes to show English is not my first language anymore. The figure of the picture nails it 100%.
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i like it. of course i do 
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I love it
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I’d love to have it and show it off. I just wouldn’t want it to be my only bass for practical reasons.
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I actually like it. I would add striped aluminum guard around it just like the vintage formica kitchen tables… and the formica of the table on the picture.
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that seriously needs to be in a wes anderson film
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I too love the Keith Haring bass up above
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You can absolutely have it! It costs about $6K. 
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I think Elroy Jetson plays one of those. In the future, of course.
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I don’t think I can quite describe how much I hate what they did there, taking Organ Switches and making them look like bad malformed teeth like that.
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That bass is from the 60s, by one Italian builder. Aluminum neck and some other innovative elements.
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This:
it’s like if Spongebob were killed and made to serve the machine god
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Just about as much as the table with the chairs. 
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So an Organ Donor was involved.
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Bah-DUM-tishhhhh
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Bulbous. 
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