I made quite a few recordings, really. Different tempi, different styles. Mind you, my girlfriend was away, being a witch and all that, so I had the house for myself and could go wild! My neighbours had a pitying look when I met them later though…
I learned to appreciate the singing skills of Yoko Ono, as she is much much MUCH better than I am.
Even Florence Foster Jenkins was better, so that’s that!
I lack these talents:
- I can’t play soccer (the real football!) … or any sport that needs a round ball
- I can’t open wrapping of sweets, much to the amusement of my girlfriend, as she has to do that for me. I’m like a dumb monkey that tries to get a banana out of a box with a hole that is too small…
- I can’t wash dishes that involve anything made of glass
- I can’t sing
I have accepted these shortcomings.
So: Melodyne to the rescue!






