What are the worst lyrics you've ever heard?

I’m currently hung up on a line from post Malone’s “I like you” , where he says:

Your boyfriend will never understand me

Cause I’m boutta pull his girl like a hammy, hammy

Like a hamstring?? Jeez, I have an inordinate amount of love for Post Malone, but rhymezone.com fucking exists man.

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Take That;

‘If you get a flu attack, for 30 days you’re on your back!’

FFS :face_with_crossed_out_eyes:

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It took me a while to appreciate Revolution 9.

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Que te la pongo . In Greek it translates as “I’m gonna put in you”( yes,the thing that you think) . Yet, the most common season that you will hear this song is at the respectively “Halloween” on the street padades and school parties :joy::joy:

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Asian Hooker by Steel Panther. I won’t repeat them here, I like you guys too much

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New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick

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And I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer :heart:

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Tonight there’s gonna be a jailbreak,
Somewhere in this town

I wonder where that location could possibly be Phil?

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Glory Hole has to worse though.

Steel Panther is a guilty pleasure

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Pet peeve lyric

You want a piece of my heart, you better start from the start.

I mean wherever you start is by definition the start seeing as you started there…

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The Tamperer

What’s she gonna look like with a chimney on her?!!!

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The Beatles, “Michelle”

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“Tonight thank God it’s them, instead of you”

Real charitable, that one.

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Well?

Can’t be any worse than this. :rofl:

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Nothing to Lose- KISS.
It is about exactly what you think it is.

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From Duran Duran’s song, Is There Something I Should Know?

Don’t say you’re easy on me
You’re about as easy as a nuclear war

WFT?!

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I actually read that line differently. But for luck and a quirk of fate, you were born into an environment where you have food and shelter. Given that, be thankful, and open your heart (and wallet).

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Oh E Oh Haha Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang!

WTF

Witch Doctor by the Cartoons!

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Pink Floyd, another brick in the wall:

No dogs or hats on in the classroom ?? Why ??

Well, that’s what I heard when I was 8 years old :face_savoring_food:

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Blink 182…Adam’s Song

Remember the time that I spilled the cup
Of apple juice in the hall

Please tell Mom this is not her fault

Seriously?

I mean, must’ve been one hell of a boring household and family if that’s something someone would actually remember.

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