It’s ok @DeadPixels you are young and head strong. I remember those wonderful days.
One day you will be old like me and remember this exchange and sit back in your easy chair with a nice cup of tea and think “You know what, he was right after all”
See you in 20+ years and we’ll revisit this topic 
you’ve heard of Iced Coffee, right? If I go by the teenagers in my neighborhood, it’s gotta be like a billion dollar industry…
Coffee is always best, but only if it is Australian Coffee (tho I hear the Euros can do a decent brew).
I have coffee to wake up, before I do a job, when I finish a job, if I am busy, if I am bored, if I am tired, it is good when I am cold and also when I am hot.
The only place you can’t have coffee is in the shower and that is why we invented beer.
Did they have a Boston Coffee party? Heck no. Tea ftw
Pardon me while I slip into my asbestos armor…
Ah, there we go. With that out of the way, coffee is a vile drink that should only be used to strip paint off of… stuff… and… things.
drops mic
And I thought we were friends here… 
(cough)(bullshit)(cough)
Too much negative nancy action in this thread. I drink all three, every day, all day. Go big or go home.
Until I get a replicator, I will drink more coffee because it’s easier/faster to make (Nespresso). Some of the teas I like need to “develop” for 12-14 minutes or so.
Now, if I only could get to like bergamot oil and have access to said replicator…
Did someone say neck dive??
What’s worse than neck dive is body dive ! like on my Grabber, which has a very large and heavy maple body. I don’t care much about neck dive, but body dive is terrible.
100% this.
Growing up we had a big blue plastic pitcher in the fridge of iced tea. Which I love. One day I poured a big glass and drank …. And spit. My knucklehead father decided to make iced coffee. Ever since, I cannot do anything with cold coffee anything.
These days for me it’s espresso, but I use the Lavazza Espresso Point capsule machines (it’s not just lavazza all brands make pods for this system). I worked with a company in Italy that made machines that fills the pods. They had every pod system available. I asked which one was best - Espresso Point - higher extraction pressure. It’s fantastic.
Iced coffee is ridiculously popular here. I have never liked it and I love coffee. I do like iced coffee mochas though.
Another popular thing here is coffee jelly. It’s basically sort of like coffee Jell-o. I do not grok this at all.
I start the day with a coffee and then drink tea all day. I love both. But I can’t say I have ever noticed any difference in neck dive between the two.
so is milky tea in bottles - no?
Well said Gloucestre! Coffee after waking up, before a meal, during a meal, after a meal, in the afternoon, with a cigar, or even before bed! Good quality coffee beans, DARK roasted! One of the best beverages in the world! Along with a good London dry gin, Irish whiskey, single malt Scotch, well aged Rum, etc.
Yeah, they threw it in the ocean where it belongs!
I actually love tea and coffee and espresso, esp green tea. But the espresso pods make it so damn easy the others are a once in a while treat and if it’s high quality stuff.
Yeah! That’s actually awesome though 
They actually threw the tea away… so.
Also, coffee is the only thing that can be actually pooped out and it’s still superior to tea. 
I think tea drinkers enjoy neck dive, too - just to bring us back on topic.
Ciao,
Antonio 
