when you have a dream that you were preparing to sub the bass role on a Slipknot gig, except the bassist is Ryan Martinie (who’s in Mudvayne not Slipknot), and you sorta go to high school together, and he’s really stressed about having a bass sub but you assure him you’re gonna nail it and everything fine, and then you wake up and spring out of bed to go transcribe Dig?
That’s the kind of day I’m having.
What’s your latest weird bass related dream?
Haha, your average shrink might say: “You spend too much time on and around bass, my friend! Get yourself another hobby to wind down!” 
Good old Freud might read something into the fact that Ryan Martinie often appears shirtless 
(But Freud was weird in that way…)
We’re not talking ‘bout bass playin’ anymore, are we?
Sometimes a bass is just a bass. 
I’m almost done with my Official Shownotes™ post.
That’s it. Not actually a dream, though.
It’s been a while since I dreamed about bass, so my memory is vague. I think it was mostly bass lust though.
If I dream of bass, it’s usually because I have designed one I cannot make with my limited array of woodworking tools; my brain then work it out overnight (like a 1970’s computer).