you have a bumper sticker that says " ive got more low end than a jenny craig convention"
you listen to a song 10 times just to hear where the high hat comes in for the off beat
you think chugging does not involve beer
last but not least you think " you think beano has nothing to do with gas release" 
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The nails on the index and middle finger of your right hand are trimmed down to the nub
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You have an Este Haim tattoo
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You wish Freddie Mercury was singing about your bass tone in Fat Bottom Girls.
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Your definition of a successful relationship is getting to 3rd bass…
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you got that one right lol!
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You know the name of the Bassist and drummer in every band you listen to, and if you don’t you’ll find out.
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sam you get me man i cant forget the time i wanted to learn ac/dc and i asked myself oh wait who is the bass player of course we all know cliff burton but who was the bass player for ac/dc know the band get the soul rhythm section rocks thank you for a great response!
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