In honor of it being Friday, how about some music jokes?
Here’s one of my favorites:
“The other day, I drove up to the mall to do some shopping. I was half-way done when I realized I’d left my accordion in the back seat with the windows down. In a panic I ran out to my car as fast as I could, but it was too late… someone had thrown another accordion in!”
(Also works with bagpipes and didgeridoo, heh.)
Here’s another one I like:
“How do you make a drummer stop playing?”
“Put sheet music in front of them.”
There’s a LEGO factory in nearby city and they have open position for “lego builders” from time to time. All you do whole day is building big exhibition pieces. It’s not designing but as far as I know from Facebook discussions and so on, it’s a great summer job for young people.
Yeah, those people who spent thousands of dollars on a “get your life together” seminar where you walk across coals? Psshht! Get your kid a Lego set and attempt to go to the bathroom at 3:00am. Same effect, and for less than $20.