Nah, 20. I still work out but I haven’t worked hard enough to look like that since I was in Afghanistan and had 3 hours a day / 6 days a week to get there. Now, I’m just too old for that BS and just try to keep myself fit.
I had my midlife crisis age 45/50 (I’m 60 now). Went into a hardcore workout regime, change of diet (very low carb) … and went to 6% body fat in a few months … and looked better than in my most intense martial arts times. And became very strong and had great endurance.
Mind over matter! It’s possible…
In fact I am thinking about doing it again, as I became fat, lazy and ugly ![]()
I don’t doubt that, I just don’t care that much anymore other than looking half decent for my wife and aging gracefully.
So your wife does not make “subtle” statements like: “WE should workout more!”?
(We = you :-))
My girlfriend is master in such remarks. She’s a sneaky one!
Nope. I do my thing, she does hers and we’re just happy to have each other. At least I am, when I surprise her by carrying in a new bass… I sometimes doubt she feels quite as strongly as I do. At least temporarily. I promised her that it would be cheaper than a corvette as far as mid life crisis’ go. Still true for now.
Did you start playing Aqualung?
I did something similar about 20 years ago and am considering doing it again. I seem to have two modes, either full hardcore for working out, or none.
I had just gotten started getting back on it again hardcore when the pandemic hit, and then lost it all.
Yeah (except for the “ugly” part
). French bakery and pastry shops did that to me, along with a complete lack of restraint. I gained 15 kg in 4 years. Sheesh. No more pain aux raisins (bread with raisins, sweetened) for breakfast. No desserts with meals in restaurants (lots of good ones within a 4 block radius of my apartment). More salads and seafood at home. Down 2 1/2 kg. 12 1/2 more to go.
Maybe we should move the “we are lazy, fat and ugly” discussion from “short love” to “thin love”? ![]()
Start a workout and diet group?
They have these tiny ones at work with breakfast every morning and they are a constant temptation.
The 2818 saga continues: today I set the string action really low. I mean like: really low. Don’t know why, but you can set string action height much lower with these strings than with my others, without any buzzing.
That’s cool, as I “solved” the string control issue for the time being that way. (Still would like to know an alternative to Fingerease)
Also, I learned something new about pickups: when they are very low AND the PU is very sensitive (like the EMG X series) AND the strings are very “magnetic”/responsive (like cobalt), you hear a lot of noise from unmuted strings.
I guess this is because the volume delta between unmuted vibrating strings and plucked string is not very high, so you hear it better. Better means: the bass is making vibrating string noise all the time, even when you just move the bass.
That is of course unwanted, so I raised the PU again. Effect: the plucked string sounds (of course) louder, but you cannot hear the unmuted string noise anymore (cause: increased delta).
It confirms my theory somehow, that you should not mix sensitive PUs with very responsive strings … at least if you can’t play/mute properly…
The Rascal and Mustang are on my list! I had a Mikro as my first bass which is even smaller than most Short scales. I do love my jazz basses and plan to get a five string Sire but man do I love short scales. I am also thinking the Fallout Bass from G&L! Too many on the list haha. For me with smaller fingers it makes playing lines for walking bass and also reading swing charts easier for me.
I’ve been playing a G&L Fallout for 3 years. Never out of tune, rock solid bridges, sustain that’ll last 30-45 seconds. I either got lucky when I found this one of they’re all good stuff. My gear tech tells me I’ll never find another short scale for $550 that’ll do what the Fallout is doing. You switch that pick up into overdrive and you can rattle panties is the nose bleed seats.
Hi all here are a few of the custom bronco based shorties I build. The tele bodied one is my first time doing a body from scratch up to paint.
hope you like em.
the two reds have labella flats
baby blue has ghs balanced nickles roundwounds and is fits in a telecaster guitar case.!
Love ‘em! They look great! Tell us more about them! The lipstick pickup one is really intriguing to me
Love the blue one!
Argh, Tele Bass, this is just fuelling my GAS!
Fat you can get rid of, lazy you can change but ugly goes all the way to the bone…
Except when you’re rich
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I’m not rich, I’m not fat, I’m not lazy, I don’t think I’m too ugly but the chicks aren’t knocking on my door, hmmm maybe I am ugly. Yikes.
