From my gorgeous wife:
“When there’s something strange
In your neighbourhood
Who ya gonna call?
THOSE BASTARDS!!!”
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Not a misheard lyric but it irks me to this day.
Many years ago, carved into a desk at Uni was the following
"There’s the stillness of death on the deathly unliving sea,
And the motor car magical world long since ceased to be
Morrissy"
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My very favorite like that was this graffiti up for years in Portland where someone that hated violence but couldn’t spell spraypainted “STOP THE VIOLINS” on a wall.
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How about this bumper sticker?
Visualize Whirled Peas
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“it doesn’t make a difference if were naked or not” - Livin On A Prayer
Still can’t believe its not right
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I thought “Our Lips Are Sealed” by the Go Go’s was about a seal named Alex.
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It’s only funny once , that is if your really a cat person, take a listen to Bohemian Catsody….
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When I was a kid, I thought “Shock the Monkey” by Peter Gabriel was about a monkey named Jacques.
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Damn you, Sir @DirkTungsten , now I’m never going to be able to sing along with that song without singing “Jacques the Monkey”. 
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When I was young I always thought that they sang in the song from the film Grease
‘your the wizard of oz, you are the wizard oz, ooh, ooh,ooh.
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He would probably be friends with “Simeon my whale” from Rusted Root.
(Send me on my way)
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Not sure if someone already posted this but as a kid, listening to Queen, bohemian Rapsode line, spare him his life for his Walls Sausages
or
Spare him his lfe for his warm sausage tea
Any why not sausages, he sung about fried chicken lol
R
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Song: Off My Face, by Måneskin.
I kept hearing “you are the mustard in my head” 
. I thought the right word was “master”. I found out today it is not master, it is monster.
However, I can’t hear it as “monster in my head”, it still sounds like mustard. It sounds more like mustard or master than the original monster. Just give it a go, listen to it and tell me what you think! He sings this word twice within the first 30 seconds of the song:
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Definitely “mustard”, as in “I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, hold the mustard”. 
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