Tell us your funniest misheard lyric

Every single Cocteau Twins song.

Sugar hiccup your cheerios.

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Blind Dumb Deaf and a friend…

(And that’s an easy one!)

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you bastard, that is in my head now!

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Haha :grin:

"The Ants Are My Friends; They’re Blowin’ in the Wind " from The Answer My Friends; it’s Blowin’ in the Wind;— Bob Dylan, Joan Baez

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When I was pre teen, my older sisters had the coolest albums, including Elton John.

From Benny and the Jets…

Chorus; “She has electric boobs, her Mum has too”.

Chalk it up to puberty? :smiley:

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“I’ll never be… your pizza burnin’…”

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For me it was “metal of life” what I heard. Never dared to sing it out loud though, because I knew something couldn’t be right…

(I’m wanted, waaanteeeed dead or alive - Bon Jovi)

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my old girlfriend used to sing electric boobs and inner tubes

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and my friend used to sing the classic public enemy anthem BASS how low can you go
jethro
water buffalo

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A friend sent me this set of cups a few years ago, there was a fourth, I can’t find.

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Everyone needs friends like that :rofl:

Hit me with your pet shark!! Go on and hit with your pet shark…

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Probably a good job the next line’s been left out! :rofl:

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Oh I wish I could give out prizes, this one got a genuine lol at the checkout at Tesco which brought a curious look :rofl:

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omg :rofl:

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Whoa Oh Here She Comes
Watch out boy she’ll chew you up
Whoa Oh Here She Comes - She’s an Anteater

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In the backing vocals of Adele’s Rolling In The Deep, I keep hearing “Never had better feet.”

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Fugazi - Latin Roots

Guy sings “It’s time to meet your makers”
but the first time I heard it, it sounded like
“It’s time to meet Jamaicans”

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hahaaa

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