The Ten Commandments of Bass

Our Lead guitar friend sent this to me;

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I’ve seen that before, it’s stiĺl funny.

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Bless me, father, for I have sinned.

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Imma frame this.

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Ditto. It’d look great on some faux parchment paper with a nice wooden frame on the wall right above my amp. :smiley:

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I, too am printing this.

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#9 is questionable. Does not apply to flats. :grinning:

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Famed Wrecking Crew bassist Joe Osborne didn’t change his flatwound strings for 20 years, while cranking out great basslines on one hit after another. He later quipped that he didn’t know he was supposed to.

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Quite a few are questionable.

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That :point_up_2:

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Absolutely.

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Also printing and framing. Hanging right next to the bass to humble myself.

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I break many of them and regret nothing :rofl:

Or at least, I break #6 so much that it makes up for the others.

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They're more like

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