These were the ones I was thinking of
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I believe the original Mr Scary was made by ESP, just didn’t have a link handy
I can imagine the band’s fans whispering: “Avoid that bassist, he has crabs!”
That bass must come with an instruction manual:
How To Change Strings (pages 10 to 135)
Part 1: Make sure you are not allergic to seafood and you have got your tetanus shots
Part 2: Gently slide the claw to the right. Mind your nipples.
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How To Tune Your Bass
Part 1: Insert your fingers in the, hmm 
Volume, Tone And Pickup Knobs
???
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As ugly as it is, I might need that bass.
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That looks kinda cool. 
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I saw that and I wondered what it would like like in playing position. So many of the weird designs look good on a stand by not in playing position. I rotated this bass CW to put the sea creature in swimming/playing position, and like it more.
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overtones of banjo headstock…
but I do rather like the string deviators
I love this!
I REALLY love the loose clothing and untied long hair close to spinning machinery, as well as the fully engaged safety squints.
Not sure if this is an argument for or against tone wood.
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Brings a new meaning to “floating thumb”
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It’s an argument for beans.
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It also brings a new meaning to “playing seated.”
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It’s a pee bass.
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thats amazing