Bongos rule 
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I actually donât mind that one. Guess one manâs turnoff is another manâs porn. For instance, donât get me started on those Danelectro longhorns.
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The Danelectro Longhorn isnât ugly - it just needs to be seen in the proper context.
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Sure, at night with the lights off. It sounds fine.
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I hvae noticed that it looks fine when played by a good looking woman (cause I am not looking at the bass).
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It just looks weird
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Now THATâS and instrument for radio, @John_E .
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All of their stuff is so '80s metal that even ESP has to have them in a separate brand
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Ainât no kill like overkill!
Thatâs so OTT.
Thatâs in his Big Bass Book. He had that thing made for him. Donât do drugs kids.
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I like this one!
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https://www.krappyguitars.com/
" Krapmeister Kevin Siebold relays the philosophy that guides our efforts:
Our instruments are built for frugal people who arenât very concerned with regard to quality, construction, materials, or safety.
The instruments are crafted from whatever we find suitable. Pedigree of wood is not a priority for us. We might get it from a local hardware store, or use some old shipping crates, or skids. Who knows??!!
If you are intrigued enough to purchase, we will provide you with a complete history for your instrument. The history might be akin to this:
Wood : leftover 2x4 from a construction site.
Strings : used about 3 years ago on an old guitar.
Pickups : some buncha crap we snagged from some guy.
Electronics : whatever we can scrounge up!
Our warranty: There is no warranty, expressed or implied.
We fully acknowledge our product is crap, and your purchase signifies that you have entered into an agreement to buy a product that is lacking in quality, contains poor materials, and is worthy of much abuse and destruction. We will in no way provide any customer service, so donât even waste your time!!!"
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