The brand is, and I am not making this up, “Photogenic”.
Orange is not my top choice but even if it was… not on this one
That head can double as a pizza peel 
Totally!
There was much to love about the 1980s. Design was not one of them.
Ooh. I kind of dig that, but it needs different pups.
Love the reaction. Not gonna lie it’s not for everyone
Ooh we have a new leader breaking away from the pack 
That’s straight out of Moana
Looks like someone made a bass from a giant dildo
No joke, the name of the bass is the Big Johnson, crafted by Troy Johnson
Patent pending!
Perfect for compensating.
The flowerpot bass.
Nobody needs that much compensation. Do they?
The $5,500 flower pot vase…
Yes, a that price it has to be at least a Ming dynasty vase.
