Whoa 
Robin Hood/StormTrooperā¢ bass
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Weird. I sonāt hate any individual part of it, but togetherā¦ no
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I may have searched āunicorn bassā on Google. I came across this guy. And while itās not a bass, if it was $5000 dollars cheaper, Iād suddenly be highly inclined to learn guitar. I have no shame. Or taste, apparently.
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That instrument does not look happy!
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The headstock looks more like a poop emoji than a unicorn hornā¦ 
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doyle has played some goofy things in his time. i especially like the āForm-fitting Oktober hard shell case in āZombie Skinā finishā 
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i call it āthe whaleboneā
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Love child of a Bongo and a harp guitar.
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Let me count the ānopesāā¦
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I actually really like this
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I actually like it more than actual Ricks 
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Lol it really does. Itās awful, and I love it.
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I was just thinking you could shoot arrows with that bassā¦
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Also, if you need a circumcision while practicing.
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Or a vasectomy.
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That just makes me cryā¦ā¦reallyā¦ā¦real tears! 
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Believe it or notā¦ā¦ā¦during my vasectomy, my doctor talked about golfā¦ā¦.especially his new putterā¦ā¦as he was, ah humā¦ā¦dealing with my āputterāā¦I started to laugh, but had to hold it in because I didnāt want to move too much, especially with a scalpel doing close work on my āputterā!!!
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The doc who did my vasectomy was royally pissed that he had been assigned so many patients that day. And I was his last patient. Lucky me.
He never spoke to me or recognized my existence in any way. He just bitched to the other doc assisting him throughout the entire procedure.
He administered local anesthetic, but I felt him tugging roughly, kinda like when someone tugs your shirt or coat: disconnected, but still attached somehow.
The end result was I was laid up for a full week with an ice pack on the jewels. Thanks, doc.
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I had kind of a similar experience. Was not fun.
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It blew dead bears.
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