i think blowing dead bears is illegal in most states…maybe not west virginia
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Apt description though. It was like my edgelord urologist had punched me hard in the ‘nads.
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Looks like the bass is saluting you 
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what is that? i kinda like it
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This is too much
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Aww man, love X.
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they have started working on a new album 
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I can assure you that a vasectomy, however rough, is a picnic compared to a reversal.
Instead of pulling to tie knots they have to find the ends, undo the knots and then pull so that the two ends meet again.
Think I would rather be celibate than go through that again
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I hear you. Sorry it was so painful.
Luckily for me, I’ll never have to find out firsthand. Kids were never for me.
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Yeah. Same. My vasectomy worked as advertised and I am quite happy about that.
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Ah but it is sweet revenge indeed to elicit tortured groans with the most intolerable Dad jokes
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Oh I love being an uncle 
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I find it better to purpose those same bon mots as long-suffering-spouse jokes
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That’s a whole lot of…something.
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There seem to be a lot of vintage Russian-made, uhm, beauties available on Reverb… offered by Ukrainian retailers… 
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