It looks like a tumor
It is the very definition of fugly. Just so very wrong.
“Something something, weird bass”
Stig from D.A.D.: “hold my acid”
Edit: the IPhone bass is actually connected to a monitor, that shows the audience. They did it as a reaction to the fans seeing the shows through their phones and filming everything.
I like how they only put the two most important strings on it.
Yeah, the corroded one and the dirty one. 
Ok, this inspires me, I think I need to do this!
OK…
I actually find that more funny than ugly
I stared at this for a minute and imagined the pain my leg would feel with that thing poking into it. 
Yeah, this brings back some spinach-aftermath memories 
The rug really ties the bass together
Butt what does it weigh?
A shit-ton, of course.
She’s a brick house. Mighty mighty, letting it hang out bass
That’s some reverse ergonomics right there.
Ooooh. Never ask how much she weighs.
It’s got fat low end
Cheeky bastards 