The Ugly Duckling/Freak Thread

Signature model?

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This bass is rather pedestrian. :foot:

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What the footk?!

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If [it] weighs the same as a duck, then it’s made of wood…

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:rofl:

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Yeah, man. Hate to SBL, ever. But here’s some skinny.

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The pup slides on the rails, anywhere from near the bridge or the neck.

Because, of course.

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That would totally work for a DIY gutter-punk band.

talk about a slab body

This has gotta hurt.

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The Fender Backbreaker.

Funny, how the image it conveys is somewhat at odds with the title of the album. I mean, that thing and “Mysticism and Romance”?

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The instrument levitates via loving mind control.

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Yes, in accordance to the 7 principles of Guru Liftbassi.

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I believe it originated from the teachings of revered Hawaiian holy man K’amaniwanaplaia.

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Also how do you fret whatever this is?

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You don’t. You set it on fire.

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With a slide That’s a wee lap steel fretboard.

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That guy doesn’t look very “twangy”.
Just sayin’

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Can’t be easy to play.

But with that thing, ease of play left the station from the get-go. :man_shrugging:

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