The Ugly Duckling/Freak Thread

I cannot bring myself to dislike that bass. It’s like a Keith Haring bass. It’s waving at you! “Play me!”

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it’s very devo for not being devo

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“DO NOT SHOOT - I Am A Bass!”

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You can hail a taxi with that thing.

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As goofy as it looks, I kinda like it. I’d have to find a way to play that bass in front of a crowd.

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All it needs is a couple stickers for eyes and a smile on the top horn, then make sure they can see its stand just like that before you walk out. Everyone will get it.

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It’s blue, and it’s got a little white hat. It’s a smurf!

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It’s totally a smurf!

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A great excuse to put googly eyes on a bass.

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It really needs googly eyes. I would love that thing even more.

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All I see is an ad for viagra.

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