oof
2 Likes
No amount of moonshine can make that one into a looker 
3 Likes
Bad burst, shaped like a turd, sausage tort pickguard, pointless ashtray, and a mudbucker. Cheap plastic knobs even worse than Fender uses on strats. Poorly angled headstock, and a neck that looks like a toothpick shoved in to a turdsickle. Yeah, this one is not good.
5 Likes
Someone almost choked on their afternoon tea 
4 Likes
Haha sausage???
2 Likes
Yeah! You know, sausage tort.
4 Likes
Good one, Mike! 
2 Likes
Okay, but is there anything wrong with it? 
8 Likes
2 Likes
That thing was enchanted by a wizard:
+5 thumpability
+4 rhythm
+20 sex appeal (+25 if wearing brut cologne)
2 Likes
You gotta be looking at a different thing.
That moose monstrosity personifies “fugly.”
2 Likes
Hahahaha IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOTS BASS!
2 Likes
how else will the snake walk, silly?
6 Likes
u iz smarrt
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is that Bob Mould? Looks kinda like him
2 Likes
His build obviously has an extended tonal palette. 
13 Likes