That thing is an advertisement for the little blue pill. Yeesh!
So I have some blocks of old wood that have sat in my barn. They came with the house and are pretty massive. My idea was to try and create a compact design maybe square or whatever. Probably very ugly but small light and fun to beat around.
Anyway AI canât seem to even produce a rectangle but I thought these designs were spot on for this thread.
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Sorry to double post but I saw this double guitar idea. One side is a bass the other is a guitar. I thought⌠Hmm, maybe she could be pretty⌠But then I saw the side profile 
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@MattyD
Am I understanding this correctly âŚ
- the neck is solid with two fretboards, so how do you get your fingers round it ?
- you need to be a right handed guitarist but a left handed bassist ?
This does indeed belong in the ugly duckling/freak thread.
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Thatâs what I wondered it looks like a dang fence post. The only thing Iâm thinking is itâs small enough that the pic is out of scale and itâs just proportionally awkward.
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On the plus side, it doesnât need a truss rod.
Yea how the heck would that work??? If this guitar had 2 necks back to back with a gap in between it might work I just canât think resting your thumb on strings would be comfortable as is.
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Is that Dolly Partonâs bass?
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Doubtful.
Itâs only 28.5â and doesnât balance well.
I think someoneâs compensatingâŚ
DAMN! These are some UGLY basses. Of course, I think a fair number of basses in the other threads are ugly too. 
(Donât worry, I wonât say which.) I guess beauty truly is in the eyes of the beholder.
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This bass is so heinous I refuse to believe it isnât the result of some Photoshop sorcery
Itâs real as a doughnut.
1960s Maxitone.
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Do you have another picture with the bridge cover taken off so that we can see the piezo pickups on the bridge? 
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Fâugly!!
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Lose a couple of frets and Iâm sure they could squeeze one more in!
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I want to see its two-stroke kerosene internal combustion preamp. 
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