The display to the left looks like someone entered it in their school science fair.
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It’s got a saxophone in the sketch so it counts. One for @John_E
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I don’t feel like it’s wrong to want one of these.
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I’d love these, was a domino driver senior year of high school. Made a lot of money and surprisingly ended up with a few dates too. Was also held up at knifepoint. So it kinda evened out. But always had food at the end of the day to go drinking with.
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Although I get the impression most wives here would be pretty chuffed 
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Hey… I don’t have such a mustache!
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Could be worse. Think a bagpipe…
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Or a theremin…possibly a melodica.
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It has a good rhythm: I have come from Alabama with a theremin on my knee…
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I keep thinking of John Reilly in walk hard
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Well, maybe Bob Dylan sounds like me!
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I keep telling her it’s the same one: “Sent it back for…repairs. Yeah, THAT’s the ticket!”
Luckily, she buys it.
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Sometimes I have to send it off to be repainted… and rebranded…
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Kudos! That works, too.
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Nothing truer in this forum.
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