Those Fender pastel colors are awesome. You should buy it.
I agree how could you not
I have desperately got to think of a reason NOT to buy this.
But they do it on credit terms as well.
I wouldnât notice the payment each month.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Use the Force, Luke!
Well⌠one reason not to buy it would be because you bought this orange creamsicle looking one instead:
Ooooh⌠much better looking
No nonononononono!!!
I have to say Iâve been looking for a green coloured jazz but also with a maple fretboardâŚ
Itâs rare I would say this but that green one might look nicer with a white pickguard too. Kind of like a limesicle.
Itâs too late guys, Iâve crumbled. The sea foam green one is arriving tomorrow. I think Iâm addicted to green colour basses.
Why am I like this?!
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Wait, lemme try something different just to test a theory
Ummmm, you should order that right now
Ummmm, get on the web and order that
Um, you really need that color in your collection
Ummm, you can get that right now.
Yep, my theory proves correct.
I suck at giving support for being sensible.
I canât do it, my ipad wonât let me type anything against purchasing to satisfy GAS.
Once the gods of GAS see my sentence going in the wrong direction, the letters jumble, swirl, and move all over the place making it impossible to type. My spell checker goes on the fritz, and auto fill goes haywire, it wonât let me.
As soon as my sentences go the opposite direction, I donât even type, it auto fills on its own.
Strange phenomenon. I may need help. Is there an anonymous group for this?
Actually, you canât get the green one til after you get the orange one. And you canât have air until you have both
Thatâs what I get for responding before reading to the end.
let me first say, great job, you have honored the GAS gods once again, you are a man among men.
But, the effort duel noted, go back and do it properly.
Cancel the order.
Add orange one to your cart, place order
Add green one to your cart, place order
Then we can finalize your promotion here in GAS land
What does that make? 4 or 5. I have Basses hidden in my closet for Christ sake, you have room man, I assure you you do.
You have come to the wrong place.
Buy it.
Um, if you count the double bass, the red squier that needs restoring and the semi acoustic bass, thatâs, er, 8 now.
Oops.
This reminds me, I need another Orange bass.
I need a real Orange bass. I have roadster metallic, and Honey sunburst. I need orange, like that orange up there.
I donât have enuf Basses until half of them are orange. And I should have no more black Basses then half the number of Orange Basses.
To do this, I either need to buy 2 Orange Basses STAT
OR
buy one orange bass, and sell one not orange bass
Oh heavens.
Will somebody talk me out of this before Sun up, I need support here fellas.
Buy the O Orange bass off me
Ok, so the spirits of the void have clearly given me divine intervention, because I just went into the music room to see where it could go, and I noticed that one of the wall stands has come loose a little bit, so Iâve fixed that, and noticed that the acoustic guitar goes better in a certain place. This has then freed up the stand that the squier was on, so it means the new jazz can go on the floor stand.
Everything has worked out perfectly.
So it was obviously the right choice to buy it and Iâm now calm and serene with all things.
Until I see another bassâŚ