So apparently this is one of the “most sought after basses in the world”.
Does it belong here or in the Pr0n thread?
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That’s not just a whale. It’s a Narwhal.
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Wow, you are in rare form today 
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Personally, I do not seek that.
An excited narwhal.
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I actually like it! I needs a black Ebony fingerboard though!
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I really dig both woods on it. They’re the only good things about it.
Also, this bass is not a “whale” at all.
A so-called whale is a colloquial term for a single-cut stringed instrument (no top cutaway).
This one has a weird melted/distorted bulbous-ness to it, but it obviously has two cutaways.
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I dunno.
Nice woods.
The top half looks like a streamer.
The bottom half looks like Florida.
There’s great access but it basically looks like a melted crayon for the sake of access that isn’t needed.
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Yes thank you, I am aware, as I coined the term 
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Not sure when you coined it. But there are other instances of the colloquial whale term for a single-cut being used elsewhere.
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Ha, I wasn’t aware of that. Glad it’s either picked up or it’s a common theme. It’s pretty visually obvious.
But that bass is totally a whale. A whale with a horn. A Narwhal
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@howard also tried to claim he invented the word ‘fake’ but someone else beat him to it. Sad.
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He’s posing, the noob. I did invent it.
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Looks like Gonzo!
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I do not like this. Design. It leaves so many things to be desired.
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A Minecraft bass
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I don’t hate this… I imagine it would be uncomfortable as heck but the blocky-ness is quite interesting to me.
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It’s a Minecraft bass
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